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The Obituary of John J. Johnson

Obituary of John J. Johnson, Draft 1 Some time late last night, between the hours of 11 pm and 3 am, entrepreneur John J. Johnson passed away, at the age of 69. Mr. Johnson was best known for his generous financial contributions to the biology departments of the majority of middle and high schools in the county. However, while Mr. Johnson was highly philanthropic during the early part of his life, his donations dwindled over the years, in favor of amassing a large collection of modern art which now decorates the extravagant family home. This transition roughly aligns with his controversial marriage to well known political activist Minerva Johnson née von Vaughan, after breaking off a very public engagement to a fellow member of the idle elite. It is not known what will happen to Mr. Johnson’s vast collection of modern sculpture and paintings, or the Johnson family estate, which is situated just outside of town. Mr. Johnson never made any details of his will public, and so how these phy...